3 Points on Dancing With The Stars 4/5/10

1 - JAKE SUCKS AND IS A LOSER TOOL BOX.  I thought this on the Bachelor and I think it now.

Please, nobody vote for him.  I am so sick of seeing him on TV. He totally had a fake fight with his partner because he saw all of the media attention Kate Gosselin got for her fight.  Him and Vienna should just move to some white trash town in Florida leave us all alone. No self respecting man would do some silly Walk Like an Egyptian dance with a weird costume.  Ochocinco wore a fun outfit and he still looked cool, but that is probably because he is the man!!  He had energy and was fun!  I want him and Cheryl to get married.  They can be the new Kim and Reggie.

2 - I have a girl crush on Erin Andrews.  When her peeping tom scandal first came out, I kinda was annoyed by her, but I like her now.  It is probably just because I am jealous of her (not the peeping tom or death threats part) but the awesome job at ESPN and long lean body part.  Her dance tonight was kinda boring and the whole mask thing wasnt really for me, but that being said, I still have a crush on her.

3 - I am probably the only person that feels this way, but I feel bad for Kate Gosselin this season.  I think her dance this week was extremely awkward and kinda uncomfortable to watch but I feel she kinda represents the normal person.  If I was to go on this show, I kinda think that is how I would look, counting my steps, clearly thinking too hard trying to remember the steps.  You can't compare her dance to the Pussy Cat Girl.  Her little dancing sailor number tonight looked like a real broadway production.